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Emergency Flirtation Device
Emergency Flirtation Device
Emergency Flirtation Device
Emergency Flirtation Device
Emergency Flirtation Device
Emergency Flirtation Device

Emergency Flirtation Device

OG

$49

1-Year Warranty
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1-Year Warranty
30-Day Returns*

DESCRIPTION

You’re pumping nacho cheese sauce into your mouth under the harsh fluorescent lights of the convenience store. Is it hot in here, or is it these sexy purple-to-red ocean lenses? Formerly known as [redacted], these translucent frames are back with a new identity & ready to flirt by the warm glow of the taquito roller grill at 2AM. Now with polarised lenses!

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.

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AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

Lens Category 3 No Car

MEET THE OG

No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarised

Glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Originals

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

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