SPORT SUNGLASSES FROM GOODR


goodr CEO Carl the Flamingo is infamous for his glamorous, boozy escapades to exotic remote islands. He’s a bird with a taste for adventure so extravagent that can usually only be satisfied on an extremely exclusive private island. But sitting atop an elaborately decked out beachside cabana on an island located in the center of the Bermuda Triangle– “SQUAAAAWK!” We’ve said too much, Carl is forbidding us from disclosing further details about the island’s exact whereabouts but just trust us that it’s fancy AF.

Sitting atop his elite (REDACTED) in his (REDACTED) with his 666 exotic (REDACTED), he found himself growing tired of the same outlandishly indulgent tropical getaway. The extraordinary had grown so hopelessly everyday for him that he longed for a sweet, bland sip of the ordinary. So he went to the one place he thought could still make him feel something– anything– like joy: A suburban rec centre.


VOLLEYBALL SUNGLASSES


Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?
Polarized

Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

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Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Polarized + Wider

Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

$59.00

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A Ginger's Soul
Polarized

A Ginger's Soul

$49.00

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PICKLEBALL SUNGLASSES






SNOW GOGGLES & SUNGLASSES


Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Polarized + Wider

Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

$59.00

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A Ginger's Soul
Polarized

A Ginger's Soul

$49.00

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TENNIS SUNGLASSES


Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?
Polarized

Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

Unavailable

A Ginger's Soul
Polarized

A Ginger's Soul

$49.00

Add to Cart

FEATURES OF GOODR SPORTS GLASSES

WHAT KIND OF SPORTS REQUIRE SUNGLASSES?
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PICKLEBALL SUNGLASSES AND TENNIS SUNGLASSES?
WHY DO BASKETBALL PLAYERS WEAR SUNGLASSES?
WHAT ARE THE BEST BEACH VOLLEYBALL SUNGLASSES?
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WHY PEOPLE PLAY SPORTS
ORIGIN STORY | GOODR SPORT SUNGLASSES

WHY GOODR MAKES THE BEST SPORTS SUNGLASSES AROUND

So we’ll be real, if you got read the rest of this article, you probably already know the ins and outs of why goodr makes the best sports sunglasses in the game. High performance? We’ve got that no-slip, no-bounce special grip coating on lock. Fashionable? Obvi. We’ve got tons of frame options from our classic OGs to our aviator-style MACH Gs to our extremely extreme wraparound sunglasses, WRAP Gs, and tons in between. Oh and colours? You know we’ve got you covered with everything from bright, vibrant shades with mirrored lenses to classic black sport sunglasses. Cheap sunglasses? Whoa whoa whoa, we’re not cheap, we’re affordable. We just think everyone should have access to high-performance sunglasses you’ll actually be proud to wear and won’t have to take out a second mortgage if you accidentally lose. And fun? It’s the only speed we know. Think fun isn’t a speed? Think it’s just an abstract concept with a constantly changing definition dependent on who you’re talking to at that moment? TOUGH TUNA my friend, that’s our whole vibe. What? You’ve never heard “tough tuna” used in a sentence. Wow… well we’re grateful we could be here to witness it. Welcome to the world, my tender tuna, this is what we call living. (BLEEEEECH) Oh no, he found another shrimp.

FINAL THOUGHTS

The point is, it doesn’t matter if you play baseball, football, basketball, hockey, wrestling, rugby, golf, soccer, tennis, gymnastics, archery, badminton, bowling, table squash, table tennis, volleyball, cricket, cycling, fishing, curling, figure skating, running, weightlifting, skiing, snowboarding, rowing, auto racing, motorboat racing, polo, competitive gaming, cheerleading, or dressage. We don’t just have sports sunglasses polarized. We don’t just have good sports sunglasses. We have the best sports sunglasses, from black sports sunglasses to blue sport sunglasses to best value sports sunglasses.

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