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Not An Actual Professor

Slate G

$59

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In these timeless, translucent brown sunnies with a tortoiseshell pattern & brown non-reflective lenses, you're here to educate the world on how to absolutely slay & how to make everyone around you a teacher's pet. Brrrrring!!! Class is in session.

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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NON-REFLECTIVE LENSES

Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting.

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AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

Lens Category 3 No Car

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