The New Prospector
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
Will our newly minted The New Prospector PHG sunnies help protect you from the lizard people?!
Rumor has it they ARE made with genuine orgone...