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Always Be Closing

OG

OG

$49

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Returns*
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Returns*

DESCRIPTION

HEY, YOU!!! Want to turn $49 of USELESS CHANGE into COLD, HARD GOLD?! OF COURSE, YOU DO!!! It's EASY, SAFE, and RELIABLE!!! Dig in your COUCH for COINS!!! Gather the CRUMPLED-UP DOLLARS your MOM gave you for FOLDING LAUNDRY!!! Steal SKRILLA from your LOVER'S WALLET while they hook up with your BEST FRIEND in a CULVERT!!! We'll turn YOUR CLAMS into ALWAYS BE CLOSING sunnies — blue frames with GOLD LENSES!!! This LIMITED RE-RELEASE isn't actually GOLD, but will make you FEEL like GOLD...possibly... ...maybe... ...we don't f*cking know. ACT NOW!!!

 

MEET THE OG

No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarised

Glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Originals

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

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