Off Piste Polarizers
LIMITED EDITION: EAT MY SKIS
Do you have an Uncle Rico complex? Stuck in '82? You don't need to buy a sketchy time machine on Craigslight to get back to the glory days of the 80's!!! Do yourself a favor and grab a pair of these totally rad Eat My Skis sunnies instead. Same good vibes, way less hassle. (Time travel paradoxes are so gnarly.)
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
6 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
DO YOU ENJOY LIVING ON THE EDGE???
Are you one of those people who enjoys the thrill of checking out a suspicious noise in a dark alley or wandering off the beaten path?! Then these Off Piste Polarizers are for you!!! Have fun wandering off the ski trail you reckless mutha flocka!!! If we don't see you at the lodge later for hot chocolate we'll just assume you've eloped with a yeti. We kid, we kid. Of course we'll send the Ski Patrol out to find you. Bonus: the reflective lenses on these bold 80s inspired shades will help the ski patrol spot you huddled in that ravine.