Streak Free Sunnies
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$49
DESCRIPTION
Mirror 
Best for Sprucing Up Your Crib
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LIMITED EDITION: CHORES
Ever want to get a group together to clean people's windows so you create an online post called "Wanna Go Streaking???" thinking it will attract neat freaks but instead it attracts nude freaks and when you explain the miscommunication they look devastated like their drooping junk was a beautiful gift to share with the world and you wish you had something to give them to lift their bare-ass naked spirits? Introducing Streak Free Sunnies.
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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
MMMM.. CLEAN
our bathroom is a mess.
Your kitchen is a mess.
Your bedroom is a mess.
Your living room is a mess.
Your car is a mess.
Your lover is a hot mess...
...nice. HIGH FIVE!!!!!
Let's make a clean start.
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